My flu

Fuuu…. I got flu. I hope it’s not the one we afraid so much. Still I don’t make animal and chicken sounds, and there are no feathers on my body, which means there’s a hope to survive. I should have listened to my grandma warning me not to sit at the computer for such a long time, because she had heard that dangerous viruses are transmitted via internet :)  One of the latest jokes connected with bird flu ( yea, other people think hard to stop this disease and we create new jokes): 

- Have you heard that Bryusov University is going to be closed? 

- Why? 

- It’s said to be a bird flu there ( tsti gripa). 

Here you had to laugh. For those who understood- hahaha!!! :) 

And another one: 

The birds are said not to fly to Armenia because the taxes on the board are too heavy :) 

I guess I must drink many, many cups of tea.. that’s not a chicken syndrome, right?